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I'm all gooshey over this official portrait of Michelle. She looks great and I love that ol' T.J. is looking over her shoulder.

I'd also like to make something clear to the skeezer who's all up in arms about this fabulous bitch going sleeveless: of course she's going sleeveless... she's got style and is ACTUALLY living in the current times, unlike our previous shiteous Republican Presidents; who I'm sure said to their little wives "We've got to remain conservative and stuck back in 1927. Cover your arms up and go grab my top-hat, bitch."

Get over it!

I now have a fucking choice to make.

Free Range or No Range. I'm seriously cutting meat out of my diet and aquiring a taste for fish.

Period.

Don't watch this if you're a pussy, either:


Pledge to Be Veg for 30 Days!

Via the one, the only - Ex Hot Girl

Take a look at the weather for my two days off (Sunday and Monday). Could this hoe get any luckier? I'm breakin' out my Speedo's, bitches. The blue ones.

For those of you visiting this site from out of state, Colorado has had extremely mild temperatures all winter, making me think this summer is going to blow a hot floppy dick. Metro Denver's only had about 3 snowfalls this year, none with any major accumulation. But, historically, March and April offer the most snowfall so we'll see what that bitch mother nature has in store for the next two months.

Air Hug!

As most of you know, Blakie-poo is out of the clinker now. Rumor has it that Amy Winehouse and her crackhive jumped the first crack dealer plane back to England to be with her man, but Blake isn't interested in her sugar crack-snatch anymore and is jumping ship outta Britain.

The Sun is reporting that Blake is done with crack and just wants to move on with his life (it was news to me that he even had one). Friends are saying that Blake is refusing to see Wino because she's a bad influence on him. Riiiiight... who sent who into a spiraling mess that ended in a crash and burn? Right.

Homophobia is a common thing in the hip hop world and the artists who make that type of "music" have no problem sharing their feelings on the faggots. Kanye West is really the only dude in the industry who's trying to get hip hop to be more gay friendly, calling for the phrase "That's so gay" to transmogrify into a compliment: "Dude I love your car! It's totally gay!".

... blink.

For some reason, the editors at SE are sceptical on how well that will go over.

Anyway, with Kanye's countless attempts at getting it right gone wrong, his heart is still in the right place. And... we've run across a listing of the most anti-homo quotables to entertain our readers:

I don’t like faggots. I don’t care if you a faggot. I don’t like you. I don’t like faggots! I don’t care if you a faggot or not! I just… That’s just my personal opinion. I don’t like faggots…
Thanks 40-Glocc. We don't like you either. And never will. But wait a minute - we'll never get the chance to not like you... because we have no idea who you are.

I’m a go on the record right now with this. Homosexuals are… probably not gonna like this album. I don’t want your faggot money any goddamn way….It’s just that every time that you turn on the TV, that sissy shit is on and they act like its fucking okay.
Ok Trick Trick... you ga'head and a-go on the record. And we'll keep our faggot money for something better anyway - like Madonna tickets (because we're such sissies). Other than being signed to Eminem's label and having the ability to say stupid shit, who the hell are you?

We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fuckingshows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can'twatch this shit. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that!
Ja Rule... I would like to personally thank you for beating the shit out of 50 Cent. But... you still suck. Let's talk about MTV taking your videos that attack gays out of rotation. Lets talk about shit like that!

I ain't into faggots. I don't like gay people around me, because I'm not comfortable with what their thoughts are. It's OK to write that I'm prejudiced. This is as honest as I could possibly be with you…But women who like women, that's cool.
OF COURSE women who like women is cool, 50-Cent! How could we be so stupid to think otherwise? I mean... you have to defend your sexuality publicly because you're so uncomfortable with it, right? I promise the next I'm In Da Club, I will think about you and your small peen "career" that's based on nine-bullet wounds and previous crack-selling ways. Loser.

James Dobson, the man who founded Focus on the Family thirty years ago, announced today that he would be stepping down as chairman. With an annual budget of over $125M, the company devotes a large portion of it's time and money to further anti-gay ballot initiatives and, basically, make life a little harder for the homos. While the group doesn't just focus on homosexual issues, the foundation on which they were built was supporting and promoting Christian morals and ideas.

Dobson made clear the only reason he's stepping down is to allow a younger generation take the reigns, as he fears that leading a company for too long can cause future generations to be ill-prepared for executive authority.


... this is where I would end up:



Absolutely without a doubt. If I died... right now... and went to hell, my ass would be planted on some farm with over 500 cats. Forever. Without Claritin. Or eye drops. Forever.

Craig Grant must have some major cash stashed to be able to spend $100,000 of his own money building a cat ranch, with everything from a police station to a Wal-Mart, and spend over $6,000 a month on cat food. This brings a whoooole new meaning to Pussy Galore.

In a recent interview with a New York Magazine intern, Cyndi Lauper was asked her opinion on Madonna's fling with the much younger Brazilian Model, Jesus. The editors at SE agree... it's not that big of a deal:

What's your issue? You know how many old geezers do you see with young women. What's the double standard? Who cares? You know, they're both adults. Who cares? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Sean Hannity got his little skid-marked panties in a twist over the fact that there were gay kisses on tube for the Oscars. GLAAD addressed the issue:



via Wickedgayblog

Check it bitches!

Go here, enter your name, and find out what your Drag Queen name is. I just did mine and that shit came back as Donna Summersault. Should have been Lotta Hungover cause after last night's little party sha-bang, my body is hurtin!

Via Wicked Gay Blog

Dubya Tee Eff? If you had a gorgeous body and six pack of abs that you washed your clothes on every night, would you give it up just like that? That's what personal trainer PJ James did. Blaspheme you say? Not really... he's doing it so that he can better identify with his clients. He wants to show them that while gaining weight sucks a big fatty weh weh, taking it right back off can be easy.

PJ's gone from 185lbs to 217lbs in just three short months on a diet that consists of beer, pasta, cream sauces, and chocolate. He hopes to hit a hot mess of 280lbs by spring, stay at that weight for three months, and then drop back down to his old trim self by the start of the new year.

Let me take a moment. To congratulate, damnit.

This bitch is going to gain over a hundred pounds in six months so he can help his clients out. His gym should give him a medal of honor or some shit because what better sales pitch can you get other than "Come lose weight WITH our once-was-tight-and-ripped personal trainer who used to look THIS, and now looks like this."

Dude is going to become a personal training hoe. Fo sho.



And unfortunately... not all over muh sexy body.

For all of you losers who took Spanish in high school, that date reads The 29th of April.

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One of the nation's oldest newspapers, The Rocky Mountain News, announced today they will publish their final edition tomorrow. After that, they will cease to exist. They'll be dust... pudding... gone. The news came from the company, who's just two months shy of celebrating it's 150th anniversary, after the search for a buyer was unsuccessful.

The closure now means that Denver has only one major newspaper agency, like most metropolitan cities today.

Microsoft is coming under fire by the LGBT community after banning screen names that include the word "gay" or "lesbian".

Funny... considering they deem stealing, carjacking, and beating on prostitutes appropriate enough to carry Grand Theft Auto. And funny... considering they deem encountering a female corpse with a pitchfork driven through her face appropriate enough to carry Resident Evil. And funny... considering they deem rolling on Ecstasy and smoking pot appropriate enough to carry NARC. And funny... considering they deem drive-by shootings and gang warfare appropriate enough to carry a game endorsed by the gay-hater himself, 50-Cent's Bulletproof. FUNNY.

In 2007, a gamer was virtually gay-bashed for having the screen name "xxxGayBoyxxx", and another player, "thegayergamer", was forced to change his screen name by the company. Even someone with the screen name "Richard Gaywood" was asked to change his screen name because it was "too offensive". In the most recent incident, a woman who said she was a lesbian in her profile was called racial slurs and chased through games (and followed into others) by multiple players who instructed other players to report her to the company. Eventually, XBox suspended her account, citing it violated the Terms of Use.

Take a listen:


One that I can fit over Carrot Top's head? Because damn nice body... but holy bong water buffet... this shit isn't cute. This boys face shouldn't be on the cover of anything but a barf bag.

Poppin a boner on the set! Oh yeah.

If you've ever had a chubby at the wrong time, then you'll definitely relate this clip. Watch as Victor Webster from Sex in the City pitches a tent right after his female co-star touches his chest. Why didn't he just go stick his nose in her ass like dogs do? Hilarious.



And since you can't see his face very well in the clip, here's one for ya:

... the gayest painting of our time. Artist Paul Richmond created this message masterpiece for an art show called Sweet and Low: Optimism in a Pessimistic Age held in San Francisco. It features an all-star cast including Ellen & Portia, Rosie and Kelli, Jack Twist and Ennis del Mar, Bert and Ernie, Elton John and David Furnish as well as penguins and assorted other homo fauna.

Bobbing in the water you'll find Ann Coulter, Larry Craig clinging to a toilet, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, Kenneth Starr and Pat Boone's guitar (A 'Yes on 8' supporter).

This giant optical illusion was designed by a German artist named Edgar Mueller. His specialty? Painting 3D illusions on street surfaces. More images and video of how he does it at the link.

I don't understand why people feel the need to ruin the lives of everyone else just because their life sucks a giant, sweaty, hairy nut sack.

I've always had a thing for brunettes with blue eyes. Always.

See this piece of hot meat in Happy Endings, where you'll no doubt waffle mix the inside of your superman underwear.

Kellogg's popularity fell from number 9 to number 83 after announcing they wouldn't renew Michael Phelps contract following the bong shindig.

Eff you, Kellogg's. You could've mailed out infected peanuts to the world and still done better.


There's been so much going on with Utah Senator Chris Buttars that it's making homos across the nation double up on the cosmos and Redbull/vodka shots.

And... rather than rattling off a laundry list of facts and quotes, the editors at SE have decided to publish an opinion, damnit. As many of you may have heard, last week Chris Buttars called homosexuals the biggest threat to America, comparing gay men to radical Muslim terrorists that are inherently immoral and are the "meanest buggers he's ever seen". Now, if that were true, it'd be at LEAST one thing we'd have in common with this deranged, self loathing, pancake-faced hooker.

Utah officials responded to his comments rightfully, by kicking Butters' ass out of the Judicial Standing Committee and stripping him of his chairmanship. Then, Utah homos and their supporters responded rightfully, by throwing (what better name for it) Buttersapalooza this Saturday on the lawn of the Salt Lake City Capital, turning it into their own little gay Shangri-La.

The fact of the matter is, every time Buttars opens his mouth, he accomplishes nothing. Every word he speaks drives Utah into a more progressive state and in the opinion of SE - he's the best spokesperson Utah's LGBT community has ever seen, pushing everyone away from his old-timer ways.

And that's all we're gunna say.





Who's got plans tonight?

Apple - Not only do they make aesthetically pleasing products, the bitches over there donated $100,000 to defeat Prop 8 and THEN encouraged their consumer base to do the same. In a statement released by Apple:

Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees' same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person's fundamental rights - including the right to marry - should not be affected by their sexual orientation. Apple views this as a civil rights issue, rather than just a political issue, and is therefore speaking out publicly against Proposition 8.
Google - The search engine giant not only had one of the most impressive gay pride parade floats this year, they also offer full heath benefits to domestic partners. Their statement:
While there are many objections to this proposition — further government encroachment on personal lives, ambiguously written text — it is the chilling and discriminatory effect of the proposition on many of our employees that brings Google to publicly oppose Proposition 8. While we respect the strongly-held beliefs that people have on both sides of this argument, we see this fundamentally as an issue of equality. We hope that California voters will vote no on Proposition 8 — we should not eliminate anyone's fundamental rights, whatever their sexuality, to marry the person they love.
Campbell Soup - Who'da thunk? They were one of the first targets for the America Family Association boycott this year. Rather than bowing out, Campbell responded to those little hookers with
Inclusion and diversity play an important role in our business, and that fact is reflected in our marketing plan.
Kodak - Kodak has received many awards over the years for their support of the LGBT community. Most notably, a case back in 2002 when Kodak sent out a company-wide email explaining how to react to another employee if their sexual orientation was revealed. Rolf Szabo, a Kodak employee, hit the "Reply to All" button and said "Please do not send this type of information to me anymore, I find it disgusting and offensive." When Kodak asked him to issue a formal apology, Rolf refused. The company said fine - and rightfully canned his ass.

Levi's - Already popular with the gay community, they have tapped into the market with gay advertisements. The company, the first-ever fortune 500 company to offer full health benefits to domestic partners, also donated $25,000 to defeat prop 8. The CEO also donated $100,000 of his own money to the cause.

OHHHHH... I really like this one. Clicky McClick for endless hours of fun.



I'd like to publicly thank Andrew for his phone call this morning at 9.07am Mountain Time. On a day that is my Monday, it was certainly refreshing to hear from a distant but friendly voice. So disgustingly refreshing, I almost threw out my cup of coffee (which is, well, kind of a big deal).

He also mentioned that while he didn't have anything to specifically comment on in regards to my blog, that he enjoyed reading it. What a nice thing to hear! We also talked a bit about how he is doing and the training he is preparing for. Boy has got some big shit comin' up!

We all could learn a thing or two from this wonderful young man.

So, i was reading over Sozo's blog today and he had some jackass send him an email about how awful his blog was. Sozo responded appropriately, but I couldn't ignore the chance to call someone out who tried to be insulting while using shitty English and grammar. Here's the comment I left on Sozo's blog:

What a douche bag! Here Sozo, I've written a response for you:

Hi,

Thanks for your email. I want to let you know that people tend to take insults, especially written ones, a little more seriously when they are represented with correct grammar, spelling, and English. For example, in your email you wrote, and I am quoting, "Your blog is lame. Try blogging about more than just whats on tv and posting a view videos nobody wants to see anyway. Oh and all the pictures of guys are just gay".

Your second sentence contains a few issues. The first two are the words "whats" and "tv". The word "what's" represents a contraction of the words "what is" or "what has" and should have an apostrophe ('), which is used to signify omission of words, between the t and s (like this: what's). TV, or as you spelled it, "tv", is an abbreviation used to represent television. Being that, it should be capitalized (like this: TV) so readers do not confuse it with tv, which is symbolic of a tera-volt.

The next issue with your sentence is the use of the word "view". While spelled correctly, I think you may have meant to use the word "few"? If so, that certainly would have made more sense.

The fourth issue is the last sentence where you state "Oh and all the pictures of guys are just gay". I'm unsure what you're referencing to here... do you mean all the pictures of guys in the world are gay, or just the ones posted on my blog? Oh, and I must let you know that if you plan on following the word "oh" with the word "and" in the same sentence, it would be more appropriate to separate those words with a comma (,) or suspension points (...) to signify a pause in speech. Without those, it reads as if you couldn't choose between the two words and decided to just stick them both in. Finally, at the end of the sentence you forgot the very important and widely heard of period (.). This symbol represents the end of a thought or sentence. With it missing, it appears as if you have more to say but forgot to write it in.

I do hope this helps in the future when trying to insult someone over written media. Most email servers provide a complimentary spell checker, and it may be a good idea for you to start utilizing it. You may also want to consider proof-reading (reading through what you've written while checking for errors) before clicking the send button.

Hope this all helps!

Caption this image of Matthew McConaughey trying to suck his peen.

... needs to go eat 4 sticks of butter, pronto. Morticia Addams Victoria Beckham needs to be careful the next time she steps in the shower... she might just fall down the damn drain. What happened? Are her and sexy David puttin too many miles on Jr and the Kitty and in turn burning calories faster than Paula Dean's pants falling down?

... yeah... you and about a third of the country, you jackass. Did he even pay for the shit he asked for?

There's been some buzz going around about Wal-Mart leasing the huge downtown Manhattan property that used to be home to Circuit City and the Virgin Megastore. The New York Times has reported that Wal-Mart reps issued a "non-denial denial" about the rumors, saying they have no plans as of yet to open a store in downtown Manhattan.

Can you imagine what kind of asshattery would happen if those bitches tried to open a store in NYC? Let's all pray to the activism gods that if the union-smashing corporation even thinks about it, that New Yorkers will pledge to support the local business owners and continue to deal with "Ten Dollar Minimum Purchase" signs for debit-card holders.

Wal-Mart... shittin' on the little guy!

This is why politics have a place at the podium. Sean Penn made an excellent acceptance speech last night, shaking his finger at those who voted for prop 8 and calling for LGBT equality. Love it!

This one's for you!

And... it's the second image in a set... which means... there's more to come!


Via Wicked Gay Blog

After members of the WBC were officially and indefinitely banned from entering the U.K., Phelp's daughter, Shirley warned on the church's website that (i) members who were less known to the authorities would still be trying to get into the U.K. and (ii) urged their overseas followers to show up and protest the play.


The invitation was sent out to more than 60 Million People and got one RSVP. And that clown was quickly shut-up by more than 50 counter-protesters. Loser.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting today that of the 3,000 officials who served under Bush, only 30% of them have found work. Experts are saying that is "much, much worse" than when Ronald Reagan, Bush Sr., and Bill Clinton left the White House. At least one half of their senior staff landed jobs within the first month.

Big Surprise? Again... not really. I wouldn't hire anyone who was connected to that idiot, let alone anyone who played a role in putting America where it is today.

The absolute definition of "work with what cha got". I just hope this kid can look back on this video when he's older and shit his pants from laughing so hard:

George Mason University voted for a REAL queen this year. At their homecoming basketball game, Reanne Ballslee, who's real name is Ryan Allen, was crowned homecoming queen by the school, beating out two real women. Ryan, who performs as Reanne at clubs around town, had talked about doing it since freshman year. Initially he did it as a joke, but never thought he'd be crowned.

Some students couldn't be more pleased, but other students say it makes their school look like a joke. Please. Tuck it and shut it, bitches.

Here's a video of the happs:

My body is busted-ass hung over today after visiting the strip bar last night with Jesse, Laurie, Kilo, and Erin (Laurie's co-worker). Last night, Jackson, the little shit I gave six dollars to while he was on stage, pissed me off after paying zero attention to me on the floor. He was walkin' around, waivin' his floppy donkey at random men and women in the crowd. He had plenty-o-time to come over and give me a little attention, but chose not to. He even had the chance when his face was right in mine as he set his drink on the bar. Once he walked away, Jesse appropriately closed it with a "Oh Wes... that was bullshit." comment.

So, he's on my shit list now. Next time I go, my dollars will be goin' to the second-in-line hottie, Jewels.

I really didn't think you'd all care about that story until I ran across this lovely video of Joel. Some hot mess tryin' to pull some sexy moves on a pole he installed in his scary-ass basement. Something tells me the walls have seen much scarier things:



As an FYI to my readers who are, or who may be, or are thinking about becoming a stripper. Your looks only get you so far. If you're a dick, it doesn't matter how much you swang your thang. People will z-list your ass in two seconds.

Air hug!

Big surprise? Not really.




Christian's got his fierce little panties in a twist over the fact that he hasn't become America's most popular and loved designer after winning on Project Runway.


"I had memories of people saying 'you are America's next great designer' and me actually believing it" he said. "I still have the same struggles as everyone else". Wasn't he this whiny and bitchy while on the show, as well? With his fierce haircut, fierce designs, fierce attitude, fierce glasses... and fierce fierce fierce?


Turns out, however, most of the Project Runway winners have sold their clothing in some stores, while very few have actually gotten their shit on the runway.


Doesn't surprise me a bit. All these reality bullshit shows like Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, RuPaul's Drag Race, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila are as fake as I am gay. AND... what resources do the bitches at the Bravo Network have to catapult someone to the top of the ranks? Especially someone who's shown they can design clothing out of shit found in a dumpster. Who the hell is going to want a designer like that?


And, as another perfect example, the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila came forward to the media a few seasons ago. He was throwing a fit over the fact that after all he went through to win Tila's heart, he got nothing; that after the show aired, the network kicked him in the ass, said job well done, and sent him on his merry way with a phat check for $25,000. There was never a date and never another conversation between the two. She wouldn't even give him her number.

I beg you, everyone... please... don't let you're I.Q. fall low enough to be enthralled by these TV shows. They will rot your brain.

Let's all drunk-blog the Oscars this year... together. We can all hold hands and go through it together. We'll shoot a buttery nipple every time Angelina gives a dirty crusty to some host or winner, and then all make bets on who'll be sleazing who.

Hugh Jackman is hosting, so bring a comfortable sex toy.

I want a house boy. Really bad.

There may be no other masculine-charged public place other than a locker room, especially one on a college campus packed with athletes. I usually refer to this place as heaven, but for one CSU student, it's become the bane of his existence.

Leave it to the school's douche-bag football team to get off on throwing piss-soaked toilet paper at random gym goers. An anonymous student shares the letter he's written to the Dean. It's gets pretty funny near the end after he starts talking about the schools football team:

I choose to be anonymous, but I can tell you that I am a Junior here at Colorado State University. I am writing you because I have a complaint regarding a lack of safety in the men’s locker room at the on campus fitness center.

The behavior of certain individuals has left me hesitant to even enter the dressing rooms and showering area.

Last Wednesday I was working out in the fitness center at my usual time, which is around the early afternoon. I did all the things that I do in terms of lifting weights, and then headed to the locker room to change into some swimming shorts. The plan was to hop into the pool for some laps. It was then that the trouble started.

I entered the changing room. It was pretty empty. I turned in to my isle to find four guys of huge stature hovered around my locker. The locker was open and I could see my book bag, which held my street clothes and swimming trunks, was out on the sitting bench. Perhaps the whole thing could have been avoided if I had padlocked the locker, but there was nothing of value in the bag, so I thought it would be safe. I thought wrong.

I walked towards the group of guys and that’s when they took notice of me. I asked them why they were going through my bag, and one of them quickly replied, “This ain’t your bag. It’s my bag.” It wasn’t his bag. My textbooks were in plain sight and I could see my clothes. I could also see that they had been going through the pockets thoroughly. I’m guessing they were trying to steal stuff.

I once again told the guys that this was my bag. One of them stepped towards me and raised a fist. He told me, and I remember this very clearly, “Get the fuck out of here before I whoop your punk ass.” It was then that another student entered the isle. The four guys quickly bowed their heads and walked the opposite way out of the isle, leaving my bag. I checked the bag and nothing except a few emergency dollars I keep in one of the side pockets had been taken. I was obviously upset, but considered the situation done. I put on my swim trunks and headed out to the pool, but with my backpack. After a half hour swim, I called it quits and headed to the shower.

While in the shower, I had something thrown at me. It was a waded up wet cluster of toilet paper. It wasn’t until later that I realized that it was wet because it was soaked in urine. Right after it was thrown at me, I spun around to see two of the guys from before standing in the entrance of the shower room. They stood laughing at me for a second, and then one of them said, “Thought you were safe, didn’t you,you little bitch?” Then the other guy told me to watch my back and not say shit to anyone. After that they left.

So as I said before, I am now kind of reluctant to even step into the athletic center for fear that I might run into these guys again. I’m guessing that I’m not the only one that has had problems with this sort of thing. There are probably dozens of students that have been harassed by these bastards.

I am almost 100% certain that the people in question who have harassed me are members of the football team. I say this because all of them were wearing Colorado State Football shirts with a number on the back. Judging by their sizes, I’d say they were linemen. Offensive or defensive I don’t know. I’m not going to get tell you if they were white or black because I don’t want this to be a racial thing.

Obviously these four people are to blame for what happened, but I also point a finger at the administration of this school. I pay the $21,000.00 out of state annual tuition to attend this university, and what do I get in return? I get stuff stolen from me and I get a urine-soaked wad of paper thrown at me while being threatened by a group of athletic thugs that you probably sought out to come to this school. Great job to whoever scouted these guys. Did he find them in the local penitentiary? And for that matter, our football team has stunk to high hell ever since I have been here. Last year we were 7-6, which is a pathetic record in the Mountain West.

I suggest you look into this matter before this group of football gangsters hurts someone. And if I may offer you some recruiting advice for future years; if you are going to fill our football team roster with shit athletes that are dumb and slow, perhaps you should make sure that they aren’t also criminals.

P.S. If anything like this ever happens to me again, and you’d better pray that it doesn’t, I’ll press criminal charges against the players and file a lawsuit against the school for negligence and on-campus duress to my person.

Thank You for Your Time,

Anonymous

I know it's Friday... but I forgot to post this yesterday, so shut it.

Here's our open thread: What's your favorite movie line?

More than one permitted. Jenn, don't go crazy.

Thanks for giving all the wingnuts out there an little hope. Interesting... in one episode, you bring on straight male porn stars who do gay porn for the money. Then, you bring on gay men who have set deadlines to become straight. I especially like the first fairy you interviewed... you know... the one with the squeekie, valley girl voice who's grossed out by dicks that don't look like his, is a selfish lay, wants a white picket fence around his house, a wife, a few children, and a dog.

What a Maria.

... and it's everyone elses responsibility to make him act straight." Let's see, how can we capitalize on our sons murder:

Un-real. The parents of Lawrence King, the 15-year old who was shot to death, in class, after asking a boy to be his valentine, are suing the world for not making the boy tone down his femininity. His classmate at E.O. Green Junior High, Brandon McInerney, was charged as an adult and has pleaded not guilty to first–degree murder and a hate crime. If convicted, McInerney could face 51 years to life in prison. McInerney, now 15, allegedly shot King twice in the head in English class. Prosecutors said there had been rising tension between the two after the eight–grader told McInerney he loved him. The 18-page lawsuit filed by King’s parents and brother names nearly two dozen defendants. It claims that everyone from King’s teacher to his social worker failed to urge the effeminate teen to tone down flamboyant behavior. The suit also claims they failed to heed McInerney’s alleged threat to kill King a day before the shooting.

They don't want to sue Brandon for his nazi-obsessed, skinhead wanna-be ways. Or his parents for teaching him that killing gay people is ok. They can get more money out of the dozens of people listed in the lawsuit, all while clearing themselves of any wrong doing whatsoever.

... and allow this woman to get married 23 more times before she falls over dead.

Mrs. Scott Mrs. Street Mrs. Smith Mrs. Moyer Mrs. Massie Mrs. McMillan Mrs. Berisford Mrs. Chandler Mrs. Essex Mrs. Linda Lou Taylor just broke the Guinness World Record for number of times married.

And two of her husbands were gay. How statistically boring.




Well... Chris Brown you little shit. It's a good thing the bitches over at the Got Milk? campaign ditched your ass when they did. Because after this shit, you'll be getting plenty of jizz milk mustaches in the slammer.

You're gay anyway... so enjoy it, you loser.

RiRi, you have a responsibility that comes along with a beating like this one. You owe it to yourself and all the other beaten women out there. Now g'ahead honey and press some charges on that bastard.

We've all seen the crap infomercial for ExtenZe in the wallows of a sleepless night in front of the TV. Well... now we have proof the testimonials we always thought were fake... well... are.

Not sure if many of you will recognize the man at the 3.15 mark in the video, but he's an amateur porn star known to the public as Luka. He definitely doesn't have a girlfriend (if that's what the bimbo actress in the video is supposed to be portraying) and likes it up the bum. I wonder how much they paid him to make an appearance. Twenty-five bucks?

Watching all the ditzy women giggling together on the couch during Sex Talk is the best ever. I mean... It's just... like... so entertaining or something!


Why Why Why.

Why.

I mean... really. Why?

This was a jury verdict! While a third of America is out there searching for a job, this jackass gets rewarded for being an idiot. Not enough to tempt you? Then:

Shitfaced
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Sean Delonas created this garbage cartoon for the New York Post that... hopefully... somehow... was overlooked on the editors desk.

The bulleted chimp and commentary of "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill" is clearly calling for violence against the writer of the bill... who just happens to be the POTUS. Cuz Travis, the violent chimp who recently attacked his owner and was shot by police, sure as hell didn't write the effing thing.

Who creates this crap? And who the hell is getting fired for allowing it to get published? Does anyone else see anything... ANYTHING... else this cartoon could be referring to? If so... share it, damnit! Tell me it isn't so. Puh-leeeez-ah!

There once was a time when if you walked into the Gucci, Tom Ford, or Chanel store on Madison Ave looking like pedestrian, you would be treated as such. But not anymore... NYT reporter Eric Wilson did an interesting article about how the recession has really hit the fashion houses. Dressed as plainly as possible, he ventured out into fashion land... wanting to know how many times he would be treated like dirt by the snotty sales clerks at some of Madison Avenue's most high end stores.

To his surprise, those ex-bitchy sales clerks at Chanel, Emanual Ungaro, Ralph Lauren, and Prada had him in $1,100 loafers, a $3,000 overcoat, and wearing a $4,500 dollar watch... all while sipping on some sparkling water.

Except those bitches at Gucci. They're still assholes. Check out the full article, here.

I was originally titling this post "Westboro Taking Their Picketing Across Seas?", but this just came in: The U.K. has banned the Wesboro Baptist Church, indefinitely, from entering the country! The freaks, who gained fame recognition after picketing at Matthew Shephard's funeral with signs reading "Matt in Hell" and "God Hates Fags", is was planning on taking their "efforts" across the Atlantic to the U.K. to protest a play based upon Matthew's story. The play is entitled "The Laramie Project".

The U.K. backed the homos up though, telling the world that if the group attempts entry, they will be stopped by immigration police and have their asses placed right back on a plane headed for the United States. Yeah! The homo's in the U.K. were ready for them, too. There were numerous online groups and forums who said if the members of the church gained entrance into the country, they would counter protest. The groups were promising to have enough people and loud enough voices that the public wouldn't even notice WBC's presence.

WBC responded typically:

This just in - Westboro Baptst Churh has been banned from the UK by their filthy government! When WBC announced plans to conduct a peaceful picket outside the fag propaganda play, The Laramie Project, at Basingstoke, the fags and their enablers began to howl like the dogs they are.

Heir to the throne, Prince Charles of Wales, will certainly carry on his wicked mother’s tradition of pandering to the fags and any other filthy, vile cause. The famous adulterer (who carried on an affair before the entire country while married to the great whore, Princess Diana) has no authority to do otherwise. The same God who said it was an abomination to be a fag also said “thou shalt not commit adultery”.


They're such an absurd, fanatical group that it's probably just best to ignore them. But hell... who can ignore a group that's for the murdering of soldiers and homosexuals... and pickets that word... at their funerals. The government across seas came forward to stop these bitches from trying to spread their psychotic views on homosexuality and the war. Now we need a bill passed that bans Phelps, his family members, and his sorry followers from crossing county lines in the US.

Un-real. As many of you read previously, I posted a blog about some of the companies who were most likely to fail in 2009. Chrysler was one of those companies and now, unbelievably, they're asking for another $5,000,000,000 (yes, five billion) in government aid.

Chrysler has plans to cut another 3,000 jobs and eliminate three car models as a part of deal, including the much-loved PT Cruiser (which, personally, I have no interest in what-so-ever). In addition to reaching concession agreements with unions, suppliers, and dealers, and completely eliminating 401(k) matching, the company has been kept alive by the already $4 Billion it's already received.

The company plans on 24 new model releases in the next 48 months, in addition to putting the first-ever electric Chrysler vehicle on the road by 2010. Uhm... that's less than a year away. I can't wait to see what quality product they put out. It's no wonder why both GM and Nissan told those bitches to go knocking on someone elses door for a partnership... their cars suck.

Chrysler needs to come up with something amazing... and quick... if they want to survive in a market where people have a TON of choices. Much better choices.

I'm not too sure what to think about this. I mean... really? I don't even think kids would notice 'em hanging on the back of the truck, let alone make a connection between what they represent. People need to start worrying about their own nutz... not everyone elses.

This video is hilarious. Want to see a 90 year old woman use terms like "whore" "shove 'em up your ass" and "keep miss puss clean"? Then clicky clicky:

Yum.

Not.

There's this blog I sometimes read that has a section titled "Guydar" and I love it. It's full of pictures of unsuspecting men he's photographed with his iPhone. I want to know how the hell he gets away with it... there's a TON of pictures on there. I think I've found my new hobby.

"Hey Wes... I collect stamps. What do you collect?"

"Candid pictures of hot men on my phone."


I guess people are finding cheaper ways to entertain themselves these days! Condom sales rose 6% in January, and as we all know... a night in the sack doesn't cost a damn thing... and is WAY more entertaining than a night at the movies.

It's kinda like the giant blizzard of 2006 in Colorado. Remember how nine months later hospitals were running out of room for all the babies that people were popping out?

I love Whoopi Goldberg. It can be pretty tough watching The View sometimes, but when one of the hosts puts the gay haters right in their place, I can't help but get excited about it.

America is throwing an absolute fit over the lesbian marriage that happened on All my Children, and Whoopi points out how ridiculous it is to criticize the wedding when soap opera plotlines are built on characters getting married and divorced handfuls of times, having children out of wedlock, and saucy extramarital affairs.

You know... because those are positive representations of the institution of marriage.

Hilarious. Leon Lott, the idiot Sherriff who was heading the investigation on the whole Phelps bong deal, announced today that his investigation was unable to provide enough evidence to prosecute anyone, including Phelps.

So wonderful of the state to pay this jackass' salary for three and a half weeks just so he look like a complete idiot and prove us ALL right.

Thanks to Jenn for letting me in on this. Hilarious. The one thing we've always wanted to do:

So, Chris Brown has issued an apology for beating the shit out of RiRi, Queen of the Universe. Well... wait... not really. Because in his apology he doesn't mention her name... or the fact that he smacked his bitch up. And if that isn't lame enough... he had the balls to bring the good name of our sweet baby jeebus into the mix:

Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.

Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else.

Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.

He must have copied this shit apology from a previous celeb fuck-up. That, or his lawyers wrote it for him. Because it doesn't say jack. He could be apologizing for the giant crap he took on his career this morning.... who the eff knows.

We all saw this coming. Via sozo'sblog. Looks like the slut girl who gave birth to a 13-year old's child last week wasn't very faithful. She's got two more boys stepping up to claim the child. WTF you say? We'd like to second that motion.


Richard, below, is claiming he's the one who knocked up the tramp 15 year-old at the time she fell preggers and is demanding a DNA test to prove he's the father. The test will be conducted in a few days... right after 16 year-old Richard takes his driving test.

But... NKOTB wannabe Tyler, below, is fearing he may be the 15 year-old seeder since he slept with Chantelle after his school's Sock Hop, or about the time Chantelle conceived, as well.
Sources are saying Chantelle was sleeping with almost as many as eight different blokes around the time she got pregnant. All the hot sweaty action took place at the girls home... which poses the "where the hell were the parents when all of this was happening?" question. So far, everyone has agreed to DNA testing.
Shit... maybe I'm the father.

To mark what was supposed to be the nationwide digital upgrade in television, the Simpson's revamped their intro. You'll notice now the family now has a flatscreen TV, Maggie's price has doubled to $486.52, and Bart's new detention phrase is "HD is worth every cent".

You can read all about the changes here, on Wikipedia.

via exhotgirl:


Display at the giant Pick N Save in Milwaukee, WI

I think so:

Uhm... before we help this bitch graduate, why don't we teach her how to spell her name first?



"In my opinion it is such a travesty that, a few months ago, Proposition 8, in California, passed. Proposition 2, in Florida, passed. What is that about, everybody? We are taking away a birthright, if you ask me, for people to get the most out of the money that they have spent their lives working. Those people are making money. They pay taxes on the money. Every single one of us deserves to have the same financial benefits whether we are gay or whether we are straight. And therefore, we have got to do everything we can to turn that around. Every single one of us deserves to be loved. Every single one of us deserves to love. And every single one of us deserves to make the most of the money that we have. That’s my Valentine’s Day wish for every single one of us."

- Financial Guru Suze Orman on Valentines Day.

Here it is peeps... your video of the Make Out Stake Out that happened in Boulder. The action isn't really all that hot... but the cause is! Check it:

It's a Sloppy Joe Krispy Kreme Dougnut.

Grossy McGross face. Totally.

Lame.

Some breaking news today, folks.

A forty-two year old, HIV positive man who underwent a stem cell transplant two years ago is showing zero traces of HIV in his blood tests. The purpose of the transplant was to combat the man's leukemia, but doctors specifically chose a donor who had a gene mutation that prevented the virus from duplicating itself and spreading to other cells.

The gene mutation, known as CCR5 delta32, is extremely rare and found in only one to three percent of the white population... which makes finding donors extremely difficult.

As a little mini-lesson for everyone: HIV uses the CCR5 (in addition to CD4 cells) as a co-receptor to latch on to, duplicate itself, and ultimately destroy the bodies immune system. Those people who lack CCR5 cells are naturally immune to the virus, as it does not allow HIV to get a hold of a "host" cell to duplicate itself from.

While this is an exciting breakthrough in the fight against HIV, medical experts are cautioning the public that we are still, unfortunately, far from finding a cure. These transplants are rare and are very dangerous; one in three going through the procedure die on the operating table. They are also cautioning the virus itself may have mutated and could be "hiding out" in other cells. I can certainly appreciate their warnings against false hope.

So, good news and some bad news. This discovery, no doubt, will open new doors to explore in the fight against the virus. And, I hope, the gentleman fighting this cancer truly is HIV - again.

The Binder Zoo Park in Michigan must be hurtin for money... bad.

On Valentine's Day, couples can visit the zoo and pay a $50 entry fee to watch a bunch of animals get it on. The show will detail and show animals in their natural mating rituals.

The show is sold out and there's already a waiting list.

Nothing like watching some live, hardcore animal porn to get you in the mood! Or something.

Blink. Blink... Eye Roll.